Microsoft Corp.
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399

To Whom It May Concern:

As you may be aware, the Mozilla Organization has been working on an 
internet suite. This browser is infinitely (or 17.3%, whichever is larger) 
better than Microsoft Internet Explorer. Our suggestion is that you bundle 
Mozilla with every software program you sell, including, but not limited to, 
Windows, Encarta, Word, Excel, and the rest of the Office suite. Royalty 
fees will be minor in comparison to this superb browser offered to you.

Please respond to us as soon as possible. Please log on to IRC at 
irc.mozilla.org in the channel #mozillazine to reply to this offer. I go 
by the nick 'sk3.'

By the way, if you refuse this offer, several members of my team will hunt 
you all down and bombard you with fluffy green soft toys. Yes, that means 
you, too.

Sincerely,
Stephen Koren and the Mozilla Organization